Kansas Outlaws Practice Of Evolution

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The Onion: Kansas Outlaws Practice Of Evolution

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Anti-evolutionists such as Hellenbaum have long accused microorganisms of popularizing "an otherwise obscure, agonizingly slow, and hard-to-understand" biological process. "These repeat offenders are at the root of the problem," Hellenbaum said. "We have the fossil records to prove it."

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